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eh Random?
eh Random?
Random Random Random
Sheeris- Guild leader
- Posts: 286
Join date: 2009-02-09
Age: 23
Location: Italy
I vote for the random thing
really random indeed
all love random stuff
really random indeed
all love random stuff
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When you do /bored, one of the tunes you whistle is from the theme that plays in the Barrens.
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Breaking News:
Police Station
has toilet stolen
Cops have nothing
to go on
Perhaps they could use
THE A-TEAM™
In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court
for a crime they didn't commit.
These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground.
Today,still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune.
If you have a problem
if no one else can help
and if you can find them
maybe you can hire:
The A-Team.
(machine gun)
RAT TAT TAT TAT TAT TOWWW
(horns)
DUN DADUN DUNNNN!
DUN DUNN DUNN...
DADA DUN DA DUN DUUUUN!
DUN DADUN DUN DUNNN (DUN DUN!)
DA DUN DUN DUUUUN!
DA DA DUN DUN DUN..
DUHH DUH DUHN DUUUUUUHHHN (duhn duhn duhhhhn)
DA DUN
DUH DA DUN
DUNN DA DUN DUUUN!
DA DUN DUH DA DUN DA NA NA NUHHH
(guitars)
BOW BOW BOW BAOW BAOW
BAOW BAOW BA MAH MAH
BOW BOW BOW BAOW BAOW
BAOW BAOW BA MAH
BOW BOW BOW BAOW BAOW
BAOW BAOW BA MAH MAH
BAOW BAOW BA MAH NAH NAH NAAAAHH
(strings)
MEE NEER ROOOOO
DOOMEE NERR NERRR
WEEDOAHWEEDOWEEDO
MEEENERRRRRRRRR
MEENERR WAH WEENERRR
BEEDOOWAH WEEDOOWAHLEEDELOWAWEEEEE
(horns)
DUN DADUN DUNNNN!
DUN DUNN DUNN...
DADA DUN DA DUN DUUUUN!
DUN DADUN DUN DUNNN (DUN DUN!)
DA DUN DUN DUUUUN!
DA DA DUN DUN DUN..
DAH DAHN DA DAH DAHN
DAH DAHN DA DUN ..DUN!
Police Station
has toilet stolen
Cops have nothing
to go on
Perhaps they could use
THE A-TEAM™
In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court
for a crime they didn't commit.
These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground.
Today,still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune.
If you have a problem
if no one else can help
and if you can find them
maybe you can hire:
The A-Team.
(machine gun)
RAT TAT TAT TAT TAT TOWWW
(horns)
DUN DADUN DUNNNN!
DUN DUNN DUNN...
DADA DUN DA DUN DUUUUN!
DUN DADUN DUN DUNNN (DUN DUN!)
DA DUN DUN DUUUUN!
DA DA DUN DUN DUN..
DUHH DUH DUHN DUUUUUUHHHN (duhn duhn duhhhhn)
DA DUN
DUH DA DUN
DUNN DA DUN DUUUN!
DA DUN DUH DA DUN DA NA NA NUHHH
(guitars)
BOW BOW BOW BAOW BAOW
BAOW BAOW BA MAH MAH
BOW BOW BOW BAOW BAOW
BAOW BAOW BA MAH
BOW BOW BOW BAOW BAOW
BAOW BAOW BA MAH MAH
BAOW BAOW BA MAH NAH NAH NAAAAHH
(strings)
MEE NEER ROOOOO
DOOMEE NERR NERRR
WEEDOAHWEEDOWEEDO
MEEENERRRRRRRRR
MEENERR WAH WEENERRR
BEEDOOWAH WEEDOOWAHLEEDELOWAWEEEEE
(horns)
DUN DADUN DUNNNN!
DUN DUNN DUNN...
DADA DUN DA DUN DUUUUN!
DUN DADUN DUN DUNNN (DUN DUN!)
DA DUN DUN DUUUUN!
DA DA DUN DUN DUN..
DAH DAHN DA DAH DAHN
DAH DAHN DA DUN ..DUN!
Sheeris- Guild leader
- Posts: 286
Join date: 2009-02-09
Age: 23
Location: Italy
lol
A-Team rulez but i prefer McGyver
A-Team rulez but i prefer McGyver
Alucard- Posts: 341
Join date: 2009-02-21
Location: Italy
yea Sheeris got a mega psoter of Mc Gayver in his room 
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Mugyver actually exists!! :O i just thought it was a poor impersination made up by the simpsons lol
halfblood- Posts: 28
Join date: 2009-03-16
Location: South Africa
Just thought i would keep the whole Random thing going
How To Keep A Healthy Level of Insanity & Drive Others Insane
At lunch time, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
Page yourself over the Tannoy. Don't disguise your voice.
Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
Put your rubbish bin on your desk and label it "IN'.
Put decaf in the coffee machine for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions,
switch to espresso.
Reply to anything said with, "That's what you think".
As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
Ask people what sex they are.
Specify that your drive through order is "to go".
Sing along at the opera.
Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss
does. (This is especially effective if your boss is the opposite gender).
Send e - mail to the rest of the company to tell them what you're doing. For example : If anyone needs
me, I'll be in the bathroom.
Call the psychic hotline and just say, "Guess".
When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I won, I won! 3rd time this week!!!"
When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the car park, yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!"
Tell your boss, "It's not the voices in my head that bother me, its the voices in your head that do."
Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
Every time you see a broom, yell "Honey, your mother is here!"
How To Keep A Healthy Level of Insanity & Drive Others Insane
At lunch time, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
Page yourself over the Tannoy. Don't disguise your voice.
Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
Put your rubbish bin on your desk and label it "IN'.
Put decaf in the coffee machine for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions,
switch to espresso.
Reply to anything said with, "That's what you think".
As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
Ask people what sex they are.
Specify that your drive through order is "to go".
Sing along at the opera.
Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss
does. (This is especially effective if your boss is the opposite gender).
Send e - mail to the rest of the company to tell them what you're doing. For example : If anyone needs
me, I'll be in the bathroom.
Call the psychic hotline and just say, "Guess".
When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I won, I won! 3rd time this week!!!"
When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the car park, yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!"
Tell your boss, "It's not the voices in my head that bother me, its the voices in your head that do."
Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
Every time you see a broom, yell "Honey, your mother is here!"
Evien- Posts: 214
Join date: 2009-03-16
Age: 24
Location: London
Omg ive never laughed so much...Epic post!
halfblood- Posts: 28
Join date: 2009-03-16
Location: South Africa
This Post is for all the Girls in the Guild !!
The perfect man is gentle
Never cruel or mean
He has a beautiful smile
And keeps his face so clean.
The perfect man likes children
And will raise them by your side
He will be a good father
As well as a good husband to his bride.
The perfect man loves cooking
Cleaning and vacuuming too
He'll do anything in his power
To convey his feelings of love for you.
The perfect man is sweet
Writing poetry from your name
He's a best friend to your mother
And kisses away your pain.
He never has made you cry
Or hurt you in any way
Oh, screw this stupid poem
The perfect man is gay.
The perfect man is gentle
Never cruel or mean
He has a beautiful smile
And keeps his face so clean.
The perfect man likes children
And will raise them by your side
He will be a good father
As well as a good husband to his bride.
The perfect man loves cooking
Cleaning and vacuuming too
He'll do anything in his power
To convey his feelings of love for you.
The perfect man is sweet
Writing poetry from your name
He's a best friend to your mother
And kisses away your pain.
He never has made you cry
Or hurt you in any way
Oh, screw this stupid poem
The perfect man is gay.
Evien- Posts: 214
Join date: 2009-03-16
Age: 24
Location: London
haha...so true...
Although i like this quote :
Men are like toilets, either taken or full of shit...
Although i like this quote :
Men are like toilets, either taken or full of shit...
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Bredman- Posts: 31
Join date: 2009-03-02
Women are like car parks, either taken or for disabled :>
halfblood- Posts: 28
Join date: 2009-03-16
Location: South Africa
Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house.
halfblood- Posts: 28
Join date: 2009-03-16
Location: South Africa
Evien this is for you
Top Ten Ways to Freak Out Your Roommate:
10) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate's potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate's potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, "He just didn't belong."
9) Move everything to one side of the room. Ask your roommate if he knows how much an elephant weighs, and look at the floor on the empty side of the room with concern.
Draw a tiny black line on your nose. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, "The hair, it's growing. Growing!"
7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon...."
6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.
5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.
4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.
3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich!?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.
2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"
1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."
Top Ten Ways to Freak Out Your Roommate:
10) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate's potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate's potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, "He just didn't belong."
9) Move everything to one side of the room. Ask your roommate if he knows how much an elephant weighs, and look at the floor on the empty side of the room with concern.
Draw a tiny black line on your nose. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, "The hair, it's growing. Growing!"7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon...."
6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.
5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.
4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.
3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich!?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.
2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"
1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."